Built in Radar

Sometimes I wish it was otherwise but there is a part of me finely tuned to the appearance of breasts.

You, my breasted friends, all know this. Sometimes you find it amusing. Other times you hate it.

I am referring to the the ability of a prominently breasted woman distracting my attention mid sentence.

Today was the amusing occurrence

In a cafe with my partner.

An older woman was reading a magazine at a nearby table. Until this event I would not even have remembered noticing her.

It was nice time in a nice cafe as my partner and I discussed matters of life importance.

A chance glance over to my left as I paused to think of a word revealed a new page in the magazine. It was a black and white image of a graceful nude woman standing with her arms stretched above her head. It was the type of image you would expect to see in a fine art magazine.

Without hesitation, I commented on this observation to my partner.

It was that type of day and we were in that type of mood.

Knowing me so well, and being in the mood to be amused rather than annoyed my partner laughed, shook her head and said "You've got a built in radar."

It would only be funny if it were not so absolutely true.